Best Mom Never

Here is a glimpse inside the world of a rookie mom doing her best and the realization that I am truly the best mom never.

#BMN Needle

EVELYNN IS PLAYING WITH HER TOY DOCTOR’S KIT.

Evelynn: Mommy, you need a needle. 

Me: I don't want a needle- it will hurt!

Evelynn: No it won't. Give me your arm. (Evelynn stabs me in the arm with her toy needle)

Me: Ouch! Doctor Evelynn- you said it wouldn't hurt!

Evelynn: I'm not a Doctor.

#BMN Goodnight

#BMN How it Happened

#BMN Up in The Sky

#BMN Evening

GETTING EVENLYNN READY FOR BED.

Evelynn: Do you know any ancient Egyptians?

Me: No honey- but I do know someone who was born in modern-day Egypt.

Evelynn: Did your friend help build the pyramids?

Me: No, but maybe her great-great-great-great-great-great-great grandma did…

Evelynn: That's a lot of work for an old lady!

#BMN One Day

#BMN Muffin Top

#BMN Morning

RUSHING AROUND TRYING TO GET OUT OF THE HOUSE ON TIME.

Me: Evelynn, use the potty, wash your hands, brush your teeth. Where's your jacket? Oh, and don't let me forget your snow-pants, and…

(Evelynn sits down on the floor)

Me: Evelynn, come on, we've got a million things to do!

Evelynn: Mama, I'm a little bit bored.