Best Mom Never
Here is a glimpse inside the world of a rookie mom doing her best and the realization that I am truly the best mom never.
#BMN Needle
EVELYNN IS PLAYING WITH HER TOY DOCTOR’S KIT.
Evelynn: Mommy, you need a needle.
Me: I don't want a needle- it will hurt!
Evelynn: No it won't. Give me your arm. (Evelynn stabs me in the arm with her toy needle)
Me: Ouch! Doctor Evelynn- you said it wouldn't hurt!
Evelynn: I'm not a Doctor.
#BMN Goodnight
#BMN How it Happened
#BMN Up in The Sky
#BMN Evening
GETTING EVENLYNN READY FOR BED.
Evelynn: Do you know any ancient Egyptians?
Me: No honey- but I do know someone who was born in modern-day Egypt.
Evelynn: Did your friend help build the pyramids?
Me: No, but maybe her great-great-great-great-great-great-great grandma did…
Evelynn: That's a lot of work for an old lady!
#BMN One Day
#BMN Muffin Top
#BMN Morning
RUSHING AROUND TRYING TO GET OUT OF THE HOUSE ON TIME.
Me: Evelynn, use the potty, wash your hands, brush your teeth. Where's your jacket? Oh, and don't let me forget your snow-pants, and…
(Evelynn sits down on the floor)
Me: Evelynn, come on, we've got a million things to do!
Evelynn: Mama, I'm a little bit bored.